Your fortune will go here.
Objective: Create a web page that would display a pseudorandom message from a database.
Problem: Javascript would be required to get the web page to randomly generate the fortunes, and the messages themselves had to come from somewhere.
Solution: A .js file was created to take care of the work for me. I used whatever I could think of in my mind along with quotes from Murphy's Law, video games, Russian jokes, and movies like Full Metal Jacket for the various messages that could be randomly generated.