Skilled at guarding houses, caring for birds, and shooting down enemies.
Employment History
- Bird Caretaker, Peanuts Lane, 2005-present
- Watchdog, Peanuts Avenue, 2001-present
- Shortstop, Peanuts Athletic League, 1998-present
- WWI Flying Ace, European Theater, 1914-1918
Education
- Peanuts Blvd. Obedience School, Diploma issued 2000, GPA 2.3
- Woodstock School of Bird Care, M.D., issued 2005, GPA 2.7
Skills
- Shooting down the Red Baron.
- Spying behind enemy lines.
- Caring for birds and other small animals.
- Watching for human intruders.
- Writing the great American novel.
- Shortstop.
- Decorating Christmas Trees.
Interests
- Watching Netflix
- Collecting Impressionist Art
- Coaching Baseball