A bird in hand is safer than one overhead.
A closed mouth gathers no foot.
A day for firm decisions!!!!! Or is it?
A good plan today is better than a perfect plan tomorrow. ~ General Patton
A truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a Unicorn.
A witty saying means nothing. ~ Voltaire
According to the latest official figures, 43% of all statistics are worthless.
All articles that coruscate with resplendence are not truly aurifers.
Almost all good computer programs contain at least one random-number generator.
Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic. ~ Arthur C. Clarke
Becoming an overnight success usually takes years.
Cogito cogito ergo cogito sum.
Creativity is no substitute for knowing what you are doing.
Everything should be as simple as possible, but no simpler. ~ Einstein
He who hesitates is last.
I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous. ~ Yogi Berra
If I should return in my absence, kindly detain me until I get back.
If everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane. ~ Steven Wright
Ignore previous fortune.
In Africa the tusks are too firmly rooted, but in Alabama the Tuscaloosa.
In communism Man exploits Man. In capitalism it's the other way around.
It is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing. ~ Shakespeare, Macbeth
It's a small world, but I'd hate to have to paint it. ~ Steven Wright
It's deja vu all over again.
No jaggies!
That must be wonderful! I don't understand it at all. ~ Moliere
This fortune is self-explanatory, once you understand it.
This fortune left blank intentionally.
Time flies like an arrow but fruit flies like a banana.
What did you throw that book I wanted to be read to out of about Down Under out for?
You can observe a lot just by watching. ~ Yogi Berra
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